Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Help. Why am I so naked?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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