This is not my ceiling
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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