i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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