Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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