i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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