Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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