why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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