2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
no. you can't hotbox the world.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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