yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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