4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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