Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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