You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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