I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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