I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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