I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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