just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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