Your face is a jimmy john
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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