Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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