Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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