what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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