so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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