I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
time to smoke my breakfast
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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