she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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