It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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