it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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