I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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