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people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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