just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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