i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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