Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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