Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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