at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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