i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
so let's talk penis.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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