so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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