Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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