her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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foreskin is a definite game changer
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
That's how pantless uber rides happen
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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