I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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