HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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