therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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