Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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