Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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