Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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