I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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