Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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