Sponge bath it is.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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