just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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