Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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