My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize