I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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