At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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